And now for something completely different. As a wannabe healthy person it’s a good thing to eat fruit and in my case I eat banana’s at work to be just like all those other people who wannabe healthy. Anyway, last week I put a banana in my bag but I forgot to do something useful with it. While at home I started thinking where the f*ck that banana was. Did I eat it already? Or didn’t I even take a banana with me? Or did it just suddenly disappear? I looked quickly into my bag, but couldn’t see it. Ok, I knew enough, my mental state is from now on descending with the week.

Today I took a new banana with me and combined it with drinking some water. Very seldom there leaks some water from my mouth onto my desktop or onto my chair. I was picking up something out of my bag and while peeking into it I saw something what looked like waterdrops. I started examining it closer and what the hell was that on the other side of the bag?! It looked like a squeezed sandwich or so. Lifted it out of my bag and it was a banana completely compressed and in the first stage of rotting. Fine to know that I am not yet that completely mentally disordered.